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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I'm a Dream EXPERT...............kinda

Unusual dreams are a particularly interesting part of my life. In one dream I was hollering at my two best friends on a cobbled street in London and right in the middle of the dispute, we suddenly became African American. In another dream, I was trying to do my homework at Chuck E Cheese’s but I was distracted due to the presence of Tim Allen at my table. In yet another dream, a co-worker of mine was in the process of helping an aged woman sign papers. The papers unexpectedly flew into the ocean sized pool that was nearby and I jumped in to save them. In the ocean/pool there were, of course, hungry man-eating sharks, but thankfully I was able ride my way to safety with the convenient help of a surf board and an impeccably timed wave. Is there a deep meaning hidden behind these dreams? I don’t really think so. I just assume that I’m mad at my best friends, I wish I was in London, I want to quarrel like an African American, I need more entertainment in my life (supposedly in the form of Chuck E Cheese), I’m stressed about finishing my homework, I’ve watched too many Home Improvement episodes, I’m irritated with co-workers and Shark week was advertised for weeks on discovery channel. Maybe I should write a book – “Dream Interpretations, by a Girl Who Knows Nothing about Dreams, but Has Weird Ones of Her Own”. –According to Sigmund Freud, dreams are heavy in symbolism and often show the true intent and emotions of a human being –

Post the weirdest dream that you have had and I will interpret it!

Thanks for reading my meaningless rant