missle, sledgehammer, rifle...centipede?

A Malaysian man has been accused of trying to hurt his neighbor with a dangerous weapon — centipedes. Whoa. Now THAT's creative. Why can't all revenge-crazed lunatics think of such a clever way of killing off their neighbors? It provides an entertaining read for the mentally sound citizens of the community and it provokes other CRAZIES to be creative and come up with an even better way to get even, which in turn provides us with even more entertainment. I mean really, guns are sooo predictable. "Oh you killed him? Did you use a gun? Wow, how did I know?"
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Insane people are my comfort in life...

I always love hearing stories about people who are insane, because it makes me feel better about myself. Apparently, A 33 year old woman stole her 15 year old daughter's identity so that she could go to high school and join the cheer squad. Wow. Someone is living in the past eh? She has a felony charge and could possibly go to prison for 13 years! High School had its good points, I'll give it that, but there is no torture I wouldn't endure to keep me from going back. This lady obviously had issues. Either she had a wonderful High School experience when she was younger and wanted to go back and relive it, or she is in major denial about how old she looks. I mean really? Did anyone really believe she was 15?!

On a more random note a 6-foot-tall camel named Moses and his pint-size pony sidekick Coco are missing from a small Texas zoo. Apparently everyone is very upset. I'm sure they just went out for corn dogs or something...
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