Brought to you by the letter Y

Hi. Do you have a random name that no one can spell or pronounce? You are SOO cool! Either that or your parents are mental. I am so sick of stupid weird names that have excessive y's and n's: Jymarklynn. Real name. I am seriously considering naming my future child that, so that they can be tortured for the rest of their life, but I can't figure out what gender the name is. So we are going to play a little game! It's called Guess the Gender of the Whacked-Out Baby Name! (PS: these are real names given to REAL babies. None of these names were made up by typing random letters on the keyboard). I will post the answers a week from today. Here is the list:


Daemyn, Finn, Annica, Jadon, Penda, Keb, Meige, Rhona, Maj, Broderick, Heloise, Brencis, Mae, Gayora, Makala, Egwene, Pryce, Kellyna, Bairn, Aynslie, Tegwin, Mehina, Miette, Acenzion, Reina, Sarika, Taise, Hazen, Tannith, Toolio,
Beaufort, Shellsea


Shellsea? CUTE!! That's what I'm going to name my next pet lizzard! gag.
Can you believe people really think that these are good names? Please do me a favor and STOP THE MADNESS!! I don't care if don't want to name your kid something "average" or "boring" just don't name them something stupid in return. Look what happened to Kahlil!Whacked out baby names ruin dreams, life and this poor kid.
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Lime Flavored Cancer lips

WARNING! YOUR LIP GLOSS MAY BE GIVING YOU CANCER. No it's not a joke, this is serious stuff. What is it about lip gloss that is causing cancer among 5 Americans per year? It's chemical content? No, the materials inside your gloss wouldn't cause cancer, unless you are using some kind of illegal brand. No, the truth is, the sun's magnification across the gloss is causing people to get lip cancer. The "experts" are comparing putting on lip gloss to putting on baby oil to promote tanning. Gross. Who wants tan lips? Mine would just get sun burned anyway. In an article at ABC News.com it says: "...squamous cell carcinoma (the kind of cancer that makes up 90 percent of new cases of lip skin cancer each year) has a higher risk of metastasis on the lips. That means that it's more likely to aggressively spread if it starts on your lips than if the same kind of cancer appears first on other parts of the skin." OK, that might be true, but is lip gloss really the cancer causing culprit? The "experts" suggest finding a lip gloss that has SPF benefits. So how do you know if your lip gloss is protecting your delicate lips? Well, mine does not come right out and say SPF, but there are some ingredients that are proven to protect your lips that they add in. The only problem is, you have to check it yourself. If you are really THAT concerned go to "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunscreen#Active_ingredients" and you will have an entire list of fun names that you can try to find on the tiny back of your lip gloss tube. I might be digging my own grave here, but I don't really care what my gloss has in it, because it tastes likes limes. I have this suspicion that when I die, it won't be from lip cancer due to the high sheen on my lip gloss, but it's up to you to decide. Live a joyful life of shimmering, tasty lips or live in fear that while your lips taste good, the product YOU placed upon is slowly killing you.
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Male Pregnancy

Ok, so the other day I heard someone say "Male sea horses have babies..." (or something like that) and I was puzzled because I had always thought that the mother sea horse, we'll call her Velma, put the babies into the father sea horse's, we'll call him Franklin, pouch and Franklin just held them there until they were ready to come out. Now that I think about it, I guess that is kinda how it happens with humans but opposite...ask your mom if you don't know...anyway I decided to look it up, and where did I go for my information? You guessed it! Wikipedia! Here is what they say: "[Franklin] can give birth to as many as 2,000 "fry" (haha, giving "birth" to the phrase "small fry"?) at a time and pregnancies last anywhere from 40 to 50 days, depending on the species. When the fry are ready to be born, [Franklin] undergoes muscular contractions to expel them from his pouch." This sounds strangley familiar... "[Franklin] typically gives birth at night and is ready for the next batch of eggs by morning when [Velma] returns." What animals! Isn't one batch of children enough for these creatures?
Of all the things that I could give to men it would be the birthing of children part. We should start experimenting with operations that can give men a pouch, so that we can relax for 9 months before the baby comes and then we take care of them all the time anyway. I love babies, don't get me wrong, but I have the strange feeling that all of mine are going to over 10 pounds...
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Bossy Cow

My boss is a very particular person. This is his subway order every time: 6", wheat, Turkey, un-toasted, provolone, cucumber, carrots, lettuce, bell peppers, a thin line of red wine vinaigrette dressing, salt and pepper, with a bag of baked barbecue potato chips and light lemonade. I mean, I know that people like what they like, but doesn't that seem a little specific to you and slightly random?
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Are you new?

Yes, yes I am. It is a sad thing for me to be starting this blog for a couple of reasons. First, when you start a blog you have to have a "first post" which is lame. No one reads your first post, and no one really cares what you are saying for your first post because it most likely says, "YAY!! This is my first post on my first blog ever!!" And then people laugh at you behind your back because who cares if it's your first post ever? Say something interesting for a change. I guess if you are not a very interesting person no one is reading your blog anyway because they can assume that your blog will be just as dull as you.
Another reason I hate starting this blog is because I am following a trend. A weird one at that. Blogs. Who came up with them? What is their purpose? So that people can rant about whatever they want and people get to read about it? I guess that's a good reason, but you know what Nollie will say? Something along the lines of "why would you?" Or "you weird-o" Or she won't say anything at all, but give me a look that says, I can't believe that you would stoop to such a level and I saw this coming from a mile away. Well the truth is that MissNoel would LOVE to blog even more than me becuase she always has random things to say and loves to rant about random things.
Anyway, I guess all I have left to do is explain to you in three words what my blogspot address means, if you are uncultured enough to not know. TEEN GIRLS SQUAD. I'll post a link to the toon one of these days so you can check it out. Most likely the only people who will read this will already know what it means anyway, so just enjoy the mindless entertainment.
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