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Thursday, October 30, 2008

missle, sledgehammer, rifle...centipede?

A Malaysian man has been accused of trying to hurt his neighbor with a dangerous weapon — centipedes. Whoa. Now THAT's creative. Why can't all revenge-crazed lunatics think of such a clever way of killing off their neighbors? It provides an entertaining read for the mentally sound citizens of the community and it provokes other CRAZIES to be creative and come up with an even better way to get even, which in turn provides us with even more entertainment. I mean really, guns are sooo predictable. "Oh you killed him? Did you use a gun? Wow, how did I know?"
Thanks for reading my meaningless rant

1 comment:

cheerlubber said...

As morbid as this may sound, I've always thought shooting someone is the lame and boring way to go about killing someone. Not that I promote killing in any way...
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