Insane people are my comfort in life...

I always love hearing stories about people who are insane, because it makes me feel better about myself. Apparently, A 33 year old woman stole her 15 year old daughter's identity so that she could go to high school and join the cheer squad. Wow. Someone is living in the past eh? She has a felony charge and could possibly go to prison for 13 years! High School had its good points, I'll give it that, but there is no torture I wouldn't endure to keep me from going back. This lady obviously had issues. Either she had a wonderful High School experience when she was younger and wanted to go back and relive it, or she is in major denial about how old she looks. I mean really? Did anyone really believe she was 15?!

On a more random note a 6-foot-tall camel named Moses and his pint-size pony sidekick Coco are missing from a small Texas zoo. Apparently everyone is very upset. I'm sure they just went out for corn dogs or something...
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Male Pregnancy

Ok, so the other day I heard someone say "Male sea horses have babies..." (or something like that) and I was puzzled because I had always thought that the mother sea horse, we'll call her Velma, put the babies into the father sea horse's, we'll call him Franklin, pouch and Franklin just held them there until they were ready to come out. Now that I think about it, I guess that is kinda how it happens with humans but opposite...ask your mom if you don't know...anyway I decided to look it up, and where did I go for my information? You guessed it! Wikipedia! Here is what they say: "[Franklin] can give birth to as many as 2,000 "fry" (haha, giving "birth" to the phrase "small fry"?) at a time and pregnancies last anywhere from 40 to 50 days, depending on the species. When the fry are ready to be born, [Franklin] undergoes muscular contractions to expel them from his pouch." This sounds strangley familiar... "[Franklin] typically gives birth at night and is ready for the next batch of eggs by morning when [Velma] returns." What animals! Isn't one batch of children enough for these creatures?
Of all the things that I could give to men it would be the birthing of children part. We should start experimenting with operations that can give men a pouch, so that we can relax for 9 months before the baby comes and then we take care of them all the time anyway. I love babies, don't get me wrong, but I have the strange feeling that all of mine are going to over 10 pounds...
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