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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Brought to you by the letter Y



Hi. Do you have a random name that no one can spell or pronounce? You are SOO cool! Either that or your parents are mental. I am so sick of stupid weird names that have excessive y's and n's: Jymarklynn. Real name. I am seriously considering naming my future child that, so that they can be tortured for the rest of their life, but I can't figure out what gender the name is. So we are going to play a little game! It's called Guess the Gender of the Whacked-Out Baby Name! (PS: these are real names given to REAL babies. None of these names were made up by typing random letters on the keyboard). I will post the answers a week from today. Here is the list:


Daemyn, Finn, Annica, Jadon, Penda, Keb, Meige, Rhona, Maj, Broderick, Heloise, Brencis, Mae, Gayora, Makala, Egwene, Pryce, Kellyna, Bairn, Aynslie, Tegwin, Mehina, Miette, Acenzion, Reina, Sarika, Taise, Hazen, Tannith, Toolio,
Beaufort, Shellsea


Shellsea? CUTE!! That's what I'm going to name my next pet lizzard! gag.
Can you believe people really think that these are good names? Please do me a favor and STOP THE MADNESS!! I don't care if don't want to name your kid something "average" or "boring" just don't name them something stupid in return. Look what happened to Kahlil!Whacked out baby names ruin dreams, life and this poor kid.
Thanks for reading my meaningless rant

5 comments:

Malaysian Moose said...

What do you think about Mborgax? With the G pronounced like a J of course.

Kristin said...

you know what? Mborgax is better than most of the names on the list...

Heber Layton said...

Daemyn, m
Finn, m
Annica, f
Jadon, f
Penda, f
Keb, m
Meige, f
Rhona, f
Maj, m
Broderick, m
Heloise, f
Brencis, f
Mae, f
Gayora, f
Makala, m
Egwene, f
Pryce, f
Kellyna, f
Bairn, m
Aynslie, f
Tegwin, m
Mehina, f
Miette, f
Acenzion, m
Reina, f
Sarika, f
Taise, f/m
Hazen, m
Tannith, m
Toolio, m
Beaufort, m
Shellsea, f


Kristinia,

I must complement you on the originality and diversity of your posts. Considering how meaningless they are, it seems they must take some meaningful effort to some how not all be boring or fascinating in the same way.

me

cheerlubber said...

Daemyn - Male, although it could possibly be used for a girl as well
Finn - M/F
Annica - F
Jadon - M/F
Penda - M (what the--?! Sounds like Panda...)
Keb - M
Meige - F
Rhona - F
Maj - M/F
Broderick - M
Heloise - F
Brencis - M
Mae - F
Gayora - F
Makala - F
Egwene - F
Pryce - Male, though it could be used as a female name as well
Kellyna - F
Bairn - M
Aynslie - Female. I kinda like this name, but with its original spelling: Ainsley
Tegwin - Female. Sounds Welsh.
Mehina - F
Miette - F
Acenzion - M
Reina - F
Sarika - F
Taise - M/F (As in they're going to tase someone...?)
Hazen - M
Tannith - M/F
Toolio - M (Reminds me of the rapper Coolio, haha)
Beaufort - M
Shellsea - F

Very entertaining post, Kristina dear! How 'bout sad name combinations? Such as Chip Monk, Skye Bluesummers, and Justin Thyme. Haha, yep, those are real people that my brothers and sisters knew. Sad, sad. What is this world coming to...?

Beckerecka said...

I went to a show at BYU and one of the cast members names was Abinadi Burns. No joke.